Quote of the Day (Joe Queenan, Imagining a Tourist Rating for the North Pole)

“The North Pole (3.5) [out of a possible 5 stars]. Got all the way up here and couldn’t find the damn thing. Poorly signposted, no public restrooms, no gift shop, too cold. Unless you really, really want to shoot a polar bear, I wouldn’t recommend it.” —Joe Queenan, “Moving Targets: My Candid Reviews of the World’s Wonders,” The Wall Street Journal, Oct. 15-16, 2016

No wonder Santa wants to get out of there every December!