Tweet of the Day (Erica (@SCbchbum), on a Real Relationship-Killer)

“I knew it would never work out between us when he asked if I wanted to split dessert.” — Erica (@SCbchbum), tweet of Sept. 25, 2016

One look at this photo and I know just what you're thinking about Erica's doomed suitor: How dare he! Oh, the temerity!