(Count Dracula, having been seized by love at first sight for flaky blond supermodel Cindy Sondheim—whom he believes is the current reincarnation of Mina Harker—sits down at her table to make his best case.)
Count Dracula
[played by George Hamilton]: “I love you, and can give you eternal
life.”
Cindy Sondheim
[played by Susan Saint James]: “Shit! I knew it! An insurance salesman.
I’ve already got Prudential.”
Dracula [haughtily]:
“I am Count Dracula. I don’t sell life insurance!”
Cindy: “Well, don’t get
so hostile! You walk over here and start to tell me you love me. How can you
possibly love me? You don’t even know me. Maybe the only thing you know is that
I don’t want to get married.”— Love at First Bite
(1979), screenplay by Robert Kaufman, directed by Stan Dragoti
Dragoti knew about blond supermodels all too well: he
was married, in the Seventies, to perhaps the biggest one of the time: Cheryl
Tiegs.
The only thing missing from the blonde supermodels motif is Director John Derek.
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