TV Quote of the Day (‘Friends,’ As Joey Acts 19)

[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition].

Joey [played by Matt LeBlanc]: “'Sup? 'Sup, dude?”

Chandler [played by Matthew Perry] [putting his hands up]: “Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.”

Joey: “So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?”

Chandler: “Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.” —Friends, Season 7, Episode 1, “The One With Monica's Thunder,” original air date Oct. 12, 2000, teleplay by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, directed by Wil Calhoun