Joke of the Day (David Spade, on a Common Flight Ritual)

“Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, ‘Oh, he's good.’"—Actor-comedian David Spade, “Quotes,” Reader’s Digest, October 2010

The image of David Spade accompanying this post was taken from a YouTube video on Nov. 19, 2016 by thepaparazzigamer.