TV Quote of the Day (‘Seinfeld,’ on Kramer’s Unusual Impact)

Susan [played by Heidi Swedberg]: “Kramer! Kramer! Kramer, open up, I know you're in there!”

Jerry [played by Jerry Seinfeld]: “Susan??!!”

Susan: “Kramer!”

Jerry: “What is going on?”

Susan: “You know what's going on? First, he vomits on me. Then, he burns down my father's cabin. And now, he's taken Mona away from me!”

George [played by Jason Alexander]: “He stole your girlfriend?”

Susan: “Yes. She's in love with him!”

George: “Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back.”— Seinfeld, Season 4, Episode 21, “The Smelly Car,” original air date Apr. 14, 1993, teleplay by Larry David and Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones