Quote of the Day (Diablo Cody, on Why She’s ‘Like a Sloppy Gross Raccoon’)

“I’m not a cook. I’m not a cleaner. I’m like a sloppy gross raccoon, and I have to fight against that instinct every single day of my life.”—American Oscar-winning screenwriter and playwright Diablo Cody, when asked which parenting responsibility or adult chore she wishes she could delegate, quoted in “Party Lines,” New York Magazine, Apr. 30-May 13, 2018