“We [Allen and Diane Keaton] never fought and would
work together many times in the future. In time I dated her beautiful sister, Robin,
and we had a brief romance. After that I dated her other beautiful sister,
Dory, and we had a little fling. The three Keaton sisters were all beautiful,
wonderful women. Good genes in that family. Award-winning protoplasm. Great-looking
mother.”—Writer-director-actor Woody Allen, Apropos of Nothing: Autobiography
(2020)
It seems that there’s a movie that Mr. Allen never
quite got around to making. It would have been called “Woody Does Diane And Her Sisters.” And let’s not even talk about Mrs. Robinson—I mean Mrs.
Keaton.
Please excuse me while I barf now…
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