Quote of the Day (David Spade, on His College Aspirations and Reality)

“In my junior year, I told my counselor I wanted to go to Princeton or maybe UC Santa Barbara. She goes, ‘If I pull all my strings, I can get you into the community college across the street.’”—Comedian, actor, and TV-show host David Spade, on being a high-school underachiever, interviewed by Marc Myers for “Snide Remarks Made Him Cool in School,” The Wall Street  Journal, Sept. 13, 2019

(Picture of David Spade taken Nov. 19, 2016, from a YouTube video, by thepaparazzigamer.)