Song Lyric of the Day (Adam Sandler’s ‘Opera Man,’ on Joe Biden’s Presidential Chances)

“Gropa gropa,

Sniffa sniffa,

Young or old-a

Make no diff-a

Joe, for this you

Won’t go far-o

To win White House

You need to

Bang porn star-o.”—Adam Sandler’s “Opera Man” skit (set to the tune of Amilcare Ponchielli's Dance of the Hours) on “Weekend Update,” Saturday Night Live, Season 44, Episode 19, May 4, 2019