Joke of the Day (Rodney Dangerfield, on His ‘Real Tough Neighborhood’)

"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it." —American stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004), It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004)