TV Quote of the Day (‘Parks and Recreation,’ on Ron’s Salad)

“There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.”—Ron Swanson [played by Nick Offerman], to a wedding caterer about his salad, in Parks and Recreation, Season 5, Episode 12, “Ann's Decision,” original air date Feb. 7, 2013, teleplay by Nate DiMeo, directed by Ken Whittingham