Joke of the Day (Carol Burnett, on What Kind of Teeth She Has)

"I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?"—Comedienne Carol Burnett, “Timeless Laughs With Carol Burnett,” Reader’s Digest, October 2012

(The accompanying White House photo by Paul Morse shows Carol Burnett receiving the Presidential Media of Freedom, November 9, 2005. Personally, I don't think the teeth are that bad!)