TV Quote of the Day (‘The Big Bang Theory,’ on a Robot Duel and Its Complications)

Barry Kripke has challenged our favorite nerds to a robot duel]

Leonard Hofstadter (played by Johnny Galecki): “Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow. Our engineer [friend Howard Wolowitz] is incapacitated.”

Barry Kripke (played by John Ross Bowie): “What's wrong with him?”

Rajesh Koothrappali (played by Kunal Nayyar): “He's depressed because he's pathetic and creepy, and can't get girls.”

Barry: “We're ALL pathetic and cweepy, and can't get girws. That's why we fight wobots.” — The Big Bang Theory, Season 2, Episode 12, “The Killer Robot Instability,” original air date  Jan. 12, 2009, teleplay by Steven Molaro and Daley Haggar, directed by Daley Haggar