Quote of the Day (P. J. O'Rourke, on Food-Fight Weapons)

“The important thing in a food fight is weaponry. Forget bread rolls and sugar. Linguine garrotes are much better, and nothing tops a stuffed pork chop hit with your shoe so that the dressing is projected across the room.” — P. J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People (1994)

The image accompanying this post is of John Belushi, preparing for culinary combat in Animal House (1978).