“We've tacitly agreed to network and strategize
(though thankfully synergy has been beaten back). It's a strange new LinkedIn
world where being ‘offboarded’ from a ‘jobvite’ because it wasn't the right fit
and ‘onboarded’ by different HR faces in another building across town has
replaced, in plain English, being fired from a place you didn't like and hired
by one you do. Fear not, soon you too will love Business English….It's a sea of
dead metaphors and quirky catchphrases that have lost both their quirk and
their catch.” —Erin Mundahl, “Words at Work,” The Weekly Standard, May
16, 2016
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