TV Quote of the Day (Titus of ‘Kimmy Schmidt,’ On Why He Decided to Live as a Werewolf)

Titus (played by Titus Burgess): “I've decided to live as a werewolf…It's so much easier than being an African-American man. Security guards don't follow me around in stores, dogs have stopped barking at me, and no one mistook me for Samuel L. Jackson all day.”—Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 1, Episode 8, “Kimmy is Bad at Math!,”, original air date March 6, 2015, teleplay by Meredith Scardino, directed by Michael Engler