Quote of the Day (Joe Queenan, on the Next Historical Figure up for Revision)

“Who will be the next historical figure long viewed as the enemy of humanity to get his image spruced up? Attila the Hun? Timur the Tartar? Justin Bieber?” —Joe Queenan, “Moving Targets: For the Bloodthirsty, Things Are Looking Up,” The Wall Street Journal, Dec. 13-14, 2014