“Last election cycle, the Republican presidential
field was a clown car, holding the thrice-married Newt Gingrich lecturing about
values, the pizza magnate Herman Cain fending off sexual harassment claims, and
Michele Bachmann confusing John Wayne with a serial killer. That was just the
front seat. This time around it’s a clown bus, with as many as 17 Republicans
expected to compete for the nomination.” —Timothy Egan, “Fringe Festival,” The New
York Times, May 10, 2015
Despite what Egan writes, the GOP field calls for not one “clown bus,” but two. (Everyone knows that
Chris Christie, with all that weight, requires one bus just for himself…)
(Pictured here
are Carly Fiorina, Ben Carson, and Mike Huckabee—three bigger clowns, in a
psychological, if not physical, way, than Christie.)
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