Quote of the Day (Roger Ebert, on a Spectacularly Bad Film)

"Mr. Magoo is transcendentally bad. It soars above ordinary badness as the eagle outreaches the fly. There is not a laugh in it. Not one. I counted."—Roger Ebert, reviewing Mr. Magoo, quoted in Brandon Specktor, “Thumbs Up: Roger Ebert’s Funniest Zingers,” www.rd.com (Web site for Reader’s Digest)