TV Quote of the Day (‘Friends,’ As Chandler Pursues Love Through a Wrong Number)

(Chandler has just received a message on his answering machine, addressed to “Bob,” from a woman who asks if he’s seen her on the latest James Bond poster.)

Chandler Bing (played by Matthew Perry): “Oh, come on. I can never get a girl like that with conventional methods.”

Ross Geller (played by David Schwimmer): “That doesn't matter. She wanted to call Bob. Hey, for all we know, Bob is who she was meant to be with. You may be destroying two people's chance for happiness.”

Chandler: “We don't know Bob, okay? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.”— Friends, Season 2, Episode 5, “The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant,” air date Oct. 19, 1995 teleplay by Chris Brown, directed by Ellen Gittelsohn