Quote of the Day (New Use for Britney Spears’ ‘Music’)

"Her songs were chosen by the security team because they thought the pirates would hate them most. These guys can't stand western culture or music, making Britney's hits perfect. As soon as the pirates get a blast of Britney, they move on as quickly as they can."—British merchant naval officer Rachel Owens, on an unexpected benefit of playing songs by American poptart Britney Spears, quoted in Tim Jonze, “Britney Spears' Music Used by British Navy To Scare Off Somali Pirates,” The Guardian  (U.K.), October 29, 2013