TV Quote of the Day (‘Cheers,’ With Carla in Her Sarcastic Glory)

Dr. Frasier Crane (played by Kelsey Grammer): “I've been taking stock of myself.”

Carla Tortelli (played by Rhea Perlman): “Not exactly AT&T, is it?”—Cheers, Season 4, Episode 2, “Woody Goes Belly Up,” original air date October 3, 1985, written by Heide Perlman, directed by James Burrows