Man: “There's been a mistake in my
change.”
Larson E. Whipsnade (played by W.C. Fields): “Ah, at long last, an honest man. Want to
return some money?”
Man: “No, I'm short!”
Whipsnade: “Don't brag
about it. I'm only five-feet-eight myself.”—You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man (1939),
story by Charles Bogle (Fields’ pseudonym), screenplay by George Marion Jr.,
Richard Mack, and Everett Freeman, with four others uncredited, directed by
George Marshall and Edward F. Cline (uncredited)
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