Quote of the Day (Carrie Fisher, on ‘Celebrity Prostitution’ at ‘Star Wars’ Conventions)

“There’s a level of whoring that even I won’t do. But those autograph shows are celebrity prostitution because they give you cash. We work all our lives but never actually see the money we make. But this is like being a drug lord. Don’t talk too much about this, because the tax people will come.”—Actress and general wisenheimer Carrie Fisher, on whether she was “contractually obligated” to wear her Princess Leia “cinnamon buns” hairdo at Star Wars conventions, quoted in Andrew Goldman, “Talk: Nothing Shocks Carrie Fisher,” New York Times Magazine, January 8, 2012