Quote of the Day (Richard Pryor, on a Wino’s Encounter With Dracula)

“You ain't the smartest ************ in the world, you know. Even though you is the ugliest. Oh yeah, you ugly, ************. Why you don’t get your teeth fixed, ******? ...That **** hanging all out your mouth. Why you don’t get you an orthodontist? That's a dentist, you know, ha, ha...This is 1975, boy; get your **** together. What’s wrong with your natural? Got that dirt all in the back of your neck. You's a filthy little ************, too....You got to be home 'fore the sun come up? You ain’t lyin', ************. See your *** during the day, you liable to get arrested.”--Richard Pryor, That ------’s Crazy (1974)