TV Quote of the Day (“Parks and Recreation,” With One Male’s Faith in His Attraction for Women)

“Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night I will have between one and four new girlfriends.”—Tom Haverford (played by Aziz Ansari), on Parks and Recreation (Season 2, Episode 22, “The Master Plan”), written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, directed by Dean Holland

Hmmm…

“Romantic” is not the first word to come to mind here.

“Stupid”? That’s closer.

“Delusional”? Now we’re talking!