Quote of the Day (Allen)

"I was the captain of the Latent Paranoid softball team. We used to play all the Neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the Bedwetters, and if you've never seen Neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back. " — Woody Allen, from his 1960s nightclub act, quoted in James Gavin, Intimate Nights: The Golden Age of New York Cabaret (1991)